The Lead Actress in "50 Shades" Is Younger than Beth and Louise

Well, not much younger, at least. This is deeply disconcerting to us, though, as this seems to indicate that we are, in fact, now old.

Let the record show that neither Beth nor Louise has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey, except out loud to the other one, with alcohol, laughing hysterically. We fancy ourselves as rather literary ladies, even if we're old ones.